From John Morando
‘Tis the season to give, not take.
To the person or persons unknown who took my 20′ extension ladder from my property: If you needed it, you could have knocked at my door and I would have lent it to you. If you needed it to sell for food, I and my family would have given you food.
It is the season to give, not take. Merry Christmas. Ho! Ho!