I went into a local market several months ago to get some baloney from the deli. A mortician who moonlights at the store sliced my baloney. I became upset because I did not think this was appropriate, but I didn't want to hurt the person's feeling. I took the meat home and tried to eat it. I began thinking about what the person did before he sliced the baloney and I began to gag. I threw the baloney away. Needless to say, I'll never go back to that store.

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